We never know how bad we had it, until something better comes along and we get to experience it for a while before reverting back to what we had before. If you’re wondering, yes, I did get back together with an ex girlfriend.

“A brick could be used to say hi to Pink Floyd.
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“18 rules for not getting caught. 1-17: don’t tell anybody. #18: not even your c…”

“I want to assure you, I’m not that kind of pervert. But don’t worry, goat lady,…”

“By day I’m a dishwasher in a suit. By night I’m a dishwasher in pajamas.”