We should kill the future, so the present has no choice but to retreat into the past.

“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scra…”

“A brick could be used as a cuddle partner. Just glue some fur on it and voila! …”

“Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of pa…”

“I treat women like royalty. But not from a Bolshevik perspective.”