We talked for four hours. Well, I talked for four, and she listened for two.


“If I told you that my global audience has shot up 100% in the last six months, …”

“The fastest I’ve ever fallen in love is 17 miles per hour. But I was safe, beca…”

“A brick could be used as a color in a new line of lipstick, designed to woo the…”

“What makes you think of me? Don’t say nothing. The answer is I make you think o…”