We were engaged. Not to be married, but in combat. So same thing.

“I saw two statues talking to each other. I didn’t hear what they were saying, p…”

“I don’t know how to say it without saying it, so I’ll just not say it. Or I cou…”

“With Mildred Feeblemeister dead, I’m now the world’s 77th greatest grandmother.”

“He was thoughtless, not because he was insensitive, but because I had just eate…”