We’d turn our lives into a terrible adventure. A true-life horror story with a happy ending. A trial we’d survive to talk about.

“My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way…”

“I melt and swell at the moment of landing when one wheel thuds on the runway bu…”

“That if you could acquire enough, accomplish enough, you’d never want to own or…”

“Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just tra…”