Weeping willows always remind me of summer. And sadness. Please stop crying sweet tree.

“Being buried alive in a cemetery would put me in grave danger.”

“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the b…”

“I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the he…”

“I don’t have a tan because I only come out at night. The only sun I get is refl…”