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“I'm not famous, but some people know me by name. Other people know me by number…”

“If you waive my fee, I’ll wave at you. I might even wink.”

“In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like fee…”

“I hit a car, but it wasn’t my fault. The bicyclist who rear ended me is to blam…”