Well, if you’re a real alcoholic, then where are you stashing it? That's what real alcoholics do, right? Hide bottles?

“Recovering Leah knows fear stands for false expectations appearing real.”

“You don't have a license to speed through all those (TV) channels.”

“at points in our lives, we have to choose the hills we’re willing to die on.”

“It was only my first AA meeting, but I was certain assaulting a fellow alcoholi…”