We’ll make plans on sticky notes and we’ll stick to them. We’ll get married, but only after we buy some milk, cereal, and a book of baby names.

“I’ll give you a glass of wine, if you give me a few drops of water from your ey…”

“-Do you see that?
-Yeah, what is it?
-That’s the truth.
-How can you tell it’s …”

“Two one-armed people might seem perfect for each other, but what if they’re bot…”

“A counterfeit is a knock off. A cat’s tail swiping a knickknack placed perilous…”