We’re an equal-opportunity abuser here. (Syd)

“No, Nick. The world has always been scary. You’ve just been lucky enough to be …”

“Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra ”

“I really don’t have to die?” – Abigail“Are we going to be doing this all night?…”

“Shall I show you the door...or would you rather go out through the wall?" - Mar…”