We’re different, you and I. I am a Rorschach Test, and you, you are a butterfly. No, wait, you are a bat. Actually, you are the Galapagos Islands. Or perhaps you are a failed Pollack painting.

“I say eek to Zeke Ekez, the imaginary palindrome politician of my dreams. He lo…”

“For me, TV and broke go together. Not as in, The TV is broken, but more of noti…”

“My ears are as blind as my eyes are deaf. But my nose, it can see the truth, ex…”

“On my list of things to be when I grew up was a character in a Gary Larson comi…”