Were you aware that my sister looks like my brother? They both look nonexistent.

“It also must be hard to have a wife like Mrs. Indianapolis. She’s in the fashio…”

“On my wedding night, I want to make slow, passionate rush hour to my wife at we…”

“I retired at the age of 25, and it wasn’t until a few days later that I realize…”

“A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness!
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