We've been speaking English as a second language so long that we've forgotten it as our first.

“I fainted....and you ate my ass?You fed me my own ass?”

“According lecture, entire effort United States to incite desire, inflict want, …”

“‎A different toothbrush waits in every time zone.”

“You see, life only turns out good or bad for only a little bit. And then it tur…”