What do you call 1,000 government employees with no mouths or legs? More efficient.

“You graduated 120 years ago? When I graduated I was just one of many in a large…”

“A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA…”

“I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love.”

“Maybe I could hear better if my ears weren’t flipped inside out. Unlike a cat’s…”