What do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.

“She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir t…”

“Asparagus is the serpent of the vegetable world.”

“I work for a mom and pop business. They’re my mom and pop, and by work I mean t…”

“A blanket could be used to tell you I love you. You know I do. And I’m not just…”