What does a man do when he robs a bank? Last week I ran like hell.

“If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes wi…”

“I didn’t form my lips into the shape of a kiss. I was merely about to whistle.”

“It’s good if you think bad thoughts, because at least you’re thinking. That’s m…”

“I didn’t do it, because not doing seemed like the right thing to do. I’ll alway…”