What flies faster than a crotch? A fly.

“Sure, I pee in the pool. But that’s only because I don’t have a sink big enough…”

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“Coupons are easy to counterfeit, so why not make a bunch of one dollar off coup…”

“My coffee cup didn’t come with a sleeve, but that’s OK, because I’m wearing a t…”