What is the price of love? Half price—if you date a midget.

“Sunglasses make me feel cool. They also make me feel cool. (Stylish and refresh…”

“Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying…”

“When there’s no more food, only the anorexics will be amped up. And I’ll be the…”

“I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie an…”