What is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.

“My wife keeps me busy while she talks—I’m not listening, but rather making the …”

“A zebra has stripes, the American flag has stripes, and I have an erection. Coi…”

“Maybe I will buy my nephew an aquarium for his next birthday. It’s got to be be…”

“I’m single, like a cheese slice individually wrapped in plastic.”