What makes you think of me? Don’t say nothing. The answer is I make you think of me. And I’ll make you do it at gunpoint.

“He’s not my son, but his last name is Myson. Same spelling, big difference.”

“My love is like the collision between a falling statue and still bird poop.”

“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she wa…”

“Governments are nothing more than elaborate Rube Goldberg apparatuses, operatin…”