What’s furry, has four legs, and meows? My dinner, before I killed and cooked it.

“I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not …”

“There were only two of us left for dinner, and that’s when I realized what I wa…”

“I get the impression that people who wear too much cologne are hiding something…”

“When I’m cold and I fart, I always admonish myself saying, “Stop! Close the bac…”