What’s on my mind? I could say you, but we both know I'd be lying. Actually, I'm only pretending that you aren't on my mind. But I know that you don't mind.

“Not only am I not my dad’s favorite child—I’m his only child.”

“Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference…”

“Laws are chains to the many, and whips to the few.”

“If you want me to have sex with you, I’ll have sex with you. If you want me to …”