What’s the halfway point on a burrito called? Sadness.

“John Nobody, a Nobody Inc. spokesperson, declined to comment. Or prove his exis…”

“If you’re an invisible person, of course you’re going to dress ostentatiously a…”

“On a scale of 1-10, I'd probably be considered obese. Though I weigh much more …”

“I’ll see a cat and instinctively start petting the hair on my back.”