What’s with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds like my wife in bed.

“I wish I could climb the corporate ladder like I could climb a tree, but I can’…”

“2021—will it be a good year, or will it be just another two consecutive numbers?”

“One of your siblings has got to be the dumbest. And if you’re an only child—you…”

“Call me Clyde. Call me Dale. Call me a Clydesdale.”