When a guy and a girl get together, he puts his thing where she urinates and gets her period

“That is the fear: I have lost something important, and I cannot find it, and I …”

“But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around …”

“C'è un sacco di tempo tra quando le crepe cominciano a formarsi e quando andiam…”

“What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.”