When anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours.

“The shape of her smile is curved like a lie, like a boomerang she knows she has…”

“I'm not famous, but some people know me by name. Other people know me by number…”

“A brick could be used like March 5th marches in a marching band. And guess what…”

“What’s with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds …”