When bananas blush, they turn brown, not red. And when tomatoes blush, you’ve probably said something really naughty.

“I want to drown in all the ink used to write positive things about my clone and…”

“Never chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign auto…”

“I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it…”

“There’s fool’s gold—pyrite—and then there’s fool’s gold—gold owned by idiots wi…”