When I can’t write I read. When I can’t read I sleep. And when I can’t sleep I write.

“Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanill…”

“If I asked people how many people there are in the world, I’ll bet more than ha…”

“If I were to open a corner store, I’d call it 90 Degrees.”

“Why did she want to see me for 15 minutes? I guess because half an hour was twi…”