When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with.

“Did I spell the word “did” right? Of course not! I got my D’s mixed up.”

“A brick could be used in place of a diamond on a wedding ring. Your wife's prob…”

“An award would be more prestigious if it came with a supplemental income for a …”

“With gift giving, if it’s the thought that counts, then a picture of a Mercedes…”