When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in.

“He flatters me because he knows I am flattered by him flattering me. And that f…”

“I could jump in a small swimming pool or dive in the big ocean, and I’d be equa…”

“It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.”

“Reflecting on myself—it can be introspective, depending on if I’m standing in f…”