When I hug her, I notice she's still wearing yesterday's false eyelashes.
Mom? You know those come off with a little makeup remover and a cotton pad?"
I'm not taking them off."
Why not?"
I spent $180 on that makeup job and I refuse to wash my face until I get my money's worth.

Autor: Jen Lancaster

When I hug her, I notice she's still wearing yesterday's false eyelashes.<br />Mom? You know those come off with a little makeup remover and a cotton pad?"<br />I'm not taking them off."<br />Why not?"<br />I spent $180 on that makeup job and I refuse to wash my face until I get my money's worth. - Jen Lancaster




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