When I jog it’s like a dancing dog. Well, it’s more of a foxtrot.

“I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the…”

“More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the las…”

“I like sex. Let’s get a group together. You know, for a better discount.”

“My reputation precedes me. It shows up about fifteen minutes before I do, eats,…”