When I look in the mirror, I see not only the person I am, but the person I could be. The person I could be is clean-shaven, and I like him better than me.

“In the epicenter of Epcot Center you’ll find me hiding, 333 miles away.”

“The best part about love is it’ll still be around long after I’m dead. That’s a…”

“A brick could be God’s gift to man (and woman), and we wouldn’t even know it be…”

“I refuse to answer the phone, especially when it’s not questioning (ringing).”