When I make love, I make a difference in at least one person’s life. (Limit one per purchase.)

“If I bottled ginger ale, it’d be made from the finest red hair available.”

“I work for the nod syndicate. It’s a sleepy job. If I’m caught not sleeping on …”

“I wanted a ponytail for my 16th birthday, but daddy never bought me one. He tho…”

“I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds…”