When I need to be in two places at once, make two decisions at once, that’s what clones are for.

“If green carpet grew on trees instead of leaves, I’d pick off a few cats—with m…”

“A blanket can be wrapped around one’s head and used as a helmet. It’s particula…”

“Bricks could be used to generate smiles among the general population. Just hand…”

“Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart.”