When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.


“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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“I care for her about my mom like a Maggie (three Donalds per serving).”

“I hid a flower in a garden. I also hid a body there.”

“The flag was waving in the wind. Now whether it was waving hello or goodbye, I …”