When I say something, I mean what I say, despite what a dictionary says I mean. Meanings of words are slaves that I put to work constructing my pyramids of thought.

“I need money. I suppose I could sell my penis for profit. Or better yet, rent i…”

“Forget food for thought. Give me food for my belly.”

“A brick could be used like a giraffe could be used as a neck warmer. You could …”

“I couldn’t make my doctor’s appointment because I was tied up. I’ll tell you, b…”