When I see a rainbow, I think of God’s promise and how He’s keeping it. Then I remember the promise I made to Roy G. Biv, and how I just broke it.

“A brick could be used to suppress the price of gold. But not for very long, bec…”

“If a cold breeze signifies a ghost, then the arctic must be really haunted. I’m…”

“I must be pregnant, because I’m craving some strange food. Right now I feel lik…”

“I started writing to get women, or rather a particular woman, and I continue wr…”