When I see a spade I call it a spade.
I'm glad to say I have never seen a spade!

“Lady Bracknell: “He was eccentric, I admit. But only in later years. And that w…”

“The man who sees both sides of a question is a man who sees absolutely nothing.”

“They actually succeed in spelling his name right in the newspapers. That in its…”

“What a laugh she had!--just like a thrush singing. And how pretty she had been …”