When I talk about love, people listen. And when I listen about love, people talk.

“The shirt I have on today is the color of a banana, and tomorrow’s shirt will a…”

“I’m not a bicycle. Don’t try to ride me and leave me in the garage. I’m a tread…”

“A brick could be used as a cuddle partner. Just glue some fur on it and voila! …”

“The door handle is on the wrong side of the door. It’s on the inside only, only…”