When I tap my car’s brakes, my horn beeps. Don’t make me flick on my windshield wipers.

“Don’t kiss in public, unless it’s midnight and you’re both wearing black so nob…”

“A blanket could be used to conceal. That’s why I recommend the current cast of …”

“No more than two to a tricycle, please. When I said family fun, I didn’t mean t…”

“I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem m…”