When I think of Vermont, I think of Connecticut.

“Try my all-you-can-eat vomit soup. Sadly, people don’t want seconds, because th…”

“A backpack could be a sleeping bag for a midget—or a hatch, a hatchback.”

“I asked my doctor for the best gift ever: Life. Still, he wouldn’t take one for…”

“Jack and Hilda went up the hill to fetch a mountain of valley.
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