When I walk my dog, people always ask if we’re twins.

“My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, pro…”

“I should be a coach, because when my players win, I win. But when my players lo…”

“If you’re wearing a space suit, I’ll take a unicrescent sandwich; hold the mayo…”

“Call me Jack Sonville. It’s not just my name—it’s my location. I’d love to move…”