When I was 18 I got bitten by a snake, and since then I have refused to vote for either a Republican or a Democrat.

“Pa extended his paw as if to say, “I’m here, and I’m human.” What else could I …”

“I am the minister in The Ministry of Scarcity, but I’m not ordained because the…”

“I’d race my motorcycle across the ocean just to avoid swimming in the desert. L…”

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