When I was a concierge, I didn’t want a guest’s gratitude. I wanted gratuity. A thank you and a warm smile are always made warmer by a transfer of money.

“Shit goes out, and dick goes in. This is the way of the prisoner.”

“I don’t like writers whose writing is so obvious that I can predict what he’ll …”

“I am the love machine of desire. I’m easy to operate. Just pull on my lever.”

“I’m forced to shower in the closet, because my friend is wearing all my clothes…”