When I was a kid, I was just a boy. But that all changed by my 18th birthday. No longer a kid, I was a full-fledged goat.

“A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of th…”

“When I’m 42, I’ll have 21 years of experience being 21. I’ll be doubly prepared…”

“All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your as…”

“How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same thing…”