When I was a little boy, say 17 months old, I lived in the forest. I was raised by bears. We had a good time. We laughed a lot. At least I think we laughed a lot. I can’t really say, because I was too young to remember.

“It’s disturbing to me that criminals are freely roaming the streets of our nati…”

“My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran…”

“At my bachelor party I had Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” play on repeat, while I e…”

“Design is body language for inanimate objects.”