When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved winter and hated summer. Now that I’m even older, and wiser, I hate both summer and winter.

“I drew the outline of a flag blowing in the wind. I decided to leave it an outl…”

“I want to make a coffee table that consists of a slab of wood supported by four…”

“I hate when I'm at the grocery store and the person checking me out asks, "Pape…”

“I don’t have a tan because I only come out at night. The only sun I get is refl…”