When I wear my confessional glove it’s super tempting to give myself a velvet handjob.

“If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I’d think it was gay, incestuous…”

“I like saying things that are both repetitive and repetitive. But I never repea…”

“It’d be quite absurd to equate a math equation with love. But that is exactly w…”

“Snow on one side of the canvas, silence on the other. I’d call that a perfect p…”