When I’m competing to be on the bottom during sex, I always come out on top.

“I had an out-of-body experience so strange that it felt normal. You see, my sou…”

“It’s been said that the most successful people are often early risers. So that’…”

“If only women were as easy to understand as men without penises (eunuchs), beca…”

“I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that li…”